Retro Television

I went to a website recently where people enter the shows that they watched in the 70s, 80s, and 90s. The site is retrojunk.com. Here are the shows that I spotted and remembered as the shows I watched as a young one. Most of them were on Nickelodeon.

The Adventures of Pete & Pete
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Bananas In Pajamas
Bobby's World
Beakman's World
Camp Candy
Dennis the Menace
Doug
Eureeka's Castle
Garfield and Friends
GUTS
Inspector Gadget
MTV Celebrity Deathmatch
Muppet Babies
Rocko's Modern Life
Salute Your Shorts
Today's Special
Wild and Crazy Kids

I know that there are plenty more shows, but those ones made me react in the biggest way.
Makes me say "Oh Yeah, I Remember That!"

A Real Un-Patriotic American, not to mention a bitch.

That bitch Ann Coulter is at it again. For those who don't know her, she is a controversial conservative analyst who is known for being a little crazier than the other analysts you see on TV. Here's a few samples of her dumb ass mouth and the shit it says.

"The torture at the Iraqi prison just goes to show that women shouldn't be in the military"

"My only regret of the Olklahoma City bombing is that they didn't blow up the New York Times building"

"We should invade the Middle East, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity"
and numerous other stupid sayings.

Today I heard the latest quote from Ms. Coulter.
"Democrats are whining so much that frankly, I'm not a big fan of the First Amendment"

Meaning she doesn't like one of the things that make this country a good one.
Well you know what, I love my free speech. I god damn fucking son of a bitchin shit ass bastard ass god damn asshole mother fucking love it so much that it allows me to say those things whenever I want, except when I'm in church. That long necked, atom's appled whore should just enjoy her free speech so that she can continue to say all of this bull shit. But I know that's her thing, she just sits all day and pans liberals and democrats. There's people who say she's hilarious, those people are brainless fucks who don't know their ass from their elbows. My point is not liking a part of our fucking constitution is pretty un-patriotic compared to not liking the war in Iraq. Screw all those who still say that.

I'm Back after a few days.

Sorry for not posting anything new for a while, I've just been sitting around doing nothing and thinking about a essay I have to turn in on Wednesday. I have completed it, but I know that the the teacher, I don't want to call him a professor in this case, won't like it because his opinions and all that other English crap will get in the way of his grading. But I don't really care at this point, this essay has been haunting me for a while now and just doing my best and turning it in on time is all I can ask for. A bigger and more important essay has been assigned, and I want to shift my energy to that instead of this dumb causal analysis paper.
In the essay, I'm arguing that the news is too much entertainment-oriented meaning that the news is too sensational. Too much human interest and scandal BS. The kind of stories that really piss me off is missing people, fake kidnappings, feeding tube bullshit that should be more of a family issue than a national covered story, celebrity hook-ups and break-ups, intolerance for opposing political views, and outrage over Janet Jackson's tit popping out while the camera is 400 feet away which means it's pretty damn hard to see it really well. The main point is that this kind of news should be presented on different programs than the network nightly news and 24 hour cable news.

Anyway, I'm tired and I want to go to bed and sleep off all of this thinking about a stupid paper.
By the way I spent 20 of my Best Buy Bucks on the upcoming R. Kelly DVD Trapped In The Closet Chapters 1-12, which is by far the best music video(s) of this year. If you haven't heard or seen it, it's really interesting if you like music with a good storyline.

Good night bloggers, I have enjoyed your comments that don't advertise a web site that I will never go to. Just thought I'd get that point across.

Day 3- So What!

This was a picture that Andre and I created a while back and I picked it for todays blog cause I couldn't think of anything else.

I don't have much to say about anything today. I have been putting my tracks back on my computer all day so some day I can have all my skits, songs, and other stuff on an MP3 player or something. But enough about me.

Yeahhh, the World Series will have two teams you never see play in it. Finally no Yankees, Red Sox, Angels, Marlins, etc. That has to do with one of my pet peeves, I hate when people or teams keep winning things or when things repeat in general. Like the San Antonio Spurs winning the NBA Finals, the New York Yankees making the MLB playoffs cause they haven't won the whole thing in 5 years thank God, and last but definitely not least, George W. Bush winning the 2004 Election. I hope you see my point in the whole repeating concept, sorry to all those people who support the President.



Which brings me to another point, in fact it's a thing that must go. If you are doing this stop it immediately, Don't call people unpatriotic just because they don't like the war or the President. This is one of the things that makes America great, the freedom to not agree with everything and to speak your mind. The whole country didn't re-elect Bush and a lot of people think the war in Iraq is wrong, does that mean we are all French and we should just go to Canada. By the way, what the hell is this boycott of France? Have we all just lost our friggin minds over something so dumb. Bill O'Reilly was on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart and he had no DAMN good answer to why we should (still) boycott France, just a repetition of "What's the matter with you."
Anyway, that's my political mumbo jumbo talk that I have no clue about.

If you're still reading, Good.
I'll try not to go into topics like that unless it's necessary.
Since baseball is still going on, some shows won't come back to TV until November. The ones I really miss are Family Guy and American Dad.
Oh well, the World Series will be cool, that is if I get off the blog and actually watch it.
See ya later bloggers
Peace

Day 2 of the Blog and the beginning of my FALL BREAK

McDonald's is screwing with me again. The online game always seems to not redeem 2 codes every time. So to add to the impossible odds of winning, they decide to fuck me over a little bit by not even giving me a shot. Pardon my french but that's what I have to say about it. I have a dumb idea, if any viewer of this blog gets a monopoly code from McDonald's that they don't want and I can use it for the online game, please e-mail it to me.

Halloween is coming up and for the third year in a row I want to be a character from Family Guy. In 2003, I was Peter Griffin and last year I was Chris Griffin. This year I totally want to be Quagmire (above). I probably won't go to any parties or go trick-or-treating, but I still like to dress up.

One thing I'd like to talk about on this blog is the movies I have seen and what I thought about them. Here are the last 5 movies I saw and my little reviews for them.

1. Flightplan (9-23) The best part is it wasn't confusing. It's thrilling in a way that if a lady was going crazy on a flight that you are on, it would be freaky. It had nothing else really to it. Not as action packed that the trailers and TV spots made you think.







2. Mr. & Mrs. Smith (9-20) What the hell was that movie. It didn't even feel I saw a movie, it felt like I just sat in a chair for two hours when I saw it for 50 cents. It's not funny and it was a waste of money for the filmmakers. But it is a booty movie (Meaning you see it for Anglelina Jolie walking around in her bra a couple times, I misspelled it for a reason)







3. (The) Transporter 2 (9-10)
Note to the people about to see it: TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF.
What I mean is don't look at it and say "That would never happen" like my father does. If you're going to enjoy it, just sit there and cheer (perhaps even laugh) at the impossible car stunts and quick complicated martial arts moves. But if anybody says, "What's he supposed to be, another Jackie Chan?", kick them really hard in the ass" Jason Statham is an awesome actor, and to play a role like that makes him look ccol.

4- Deuce Bigalow 2 (8-31) The best part about seeing it was that my mom let me see it because at the time there was nothing else I wanted to see. Well, it was sort of funny, a few really good jokes. I loved Eddie Griffin ("Solid"-Undercover Brother) as usual. I mostly saw it because of the sexual content, which there was very little if it makes you feel any better. But the funny situations of dating all these strange women was funny like it was in the original. It was alright, nothing very special. But if you like gross out scenes, this has a couple of them.

5- Red Eye (8-20) Very impressive movie, even though the guy wasn't as scary as he should have been. But that character was very smart, so there is some terror there. I guess it's more scary for the female audience because the villain is a man. I was laughing at his smart comments throughout the movie while the other members of the audience were probably shaking in their expensive boots. (Just kidding, what do I know about the footwear of others) Overall, it was worth the money.

Like I said in title, Thursday through Sunday is my fall break from school, very cool. I got nothing really interesting planned, so I guess I'll post a bunch of stuff on the blog to pass the time.

That's it for now, Thanks to the people who have left comments.

Albums Update

Since I said I was going to update my progress on my comedy albums, here's the latest.

Balogner is the upcoming 11th album by me, J-Ray. It is still in the planning stages, but I will start recording when I feel like it.

STUFF I'VE RECORDED
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1. The Princess President Episode 2 (also some outtakes for a separate track)
2. Army Advertisement Spoof
3. My Trip to Las Vegas and other Observations
4. Elizabeth Smart Article (I'm pretty sure it's fake)
5. Another opinion of Elizabeth Smart

BACKGROUND
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1. The Princess President is the latest chapter of "The Little Princess" which was a skit recorded last spring for the album Just Me. Three more chapters were recorded on other albums.
2. A parody of that commercial when a man in uniform walks in on his friends and when they ask him what he does in the army, he replies, "I work with computers." And one of his friends replies, "You could of done that here." The parody ends it right there.
3. A talking topic about a trip to Vegas in August 2005.
4 &5. I am very opinionated about the Elizabeth Smart story that took place from June 2002- March 2003. I believe that her kidnapping was fake and that she just ran away. The article is about her mother selling Elizabeth's story for fame and money. The opinion is by somebody who believes that she was in love with her abductor.

The other ideas for the album include
1. My Summer Job
2. Movie Theaters
3. Movies.com Box Office Report
4. Jeopardy
5. The Black Guy at Taco Bell
and more

ALSO- My Commentary for the album It Never Ends will start production really soon.

What's Really Pissing Me Off #1

The Monopoly Game at McDonald's
I have been going to McDonald's almost everyday so I can possibly win something. So far I have won a few ringtones but there's one problem, I DON'T HAVE A PHONE. So yippe freakin doo I won ringtones, but I want something better, much better.

Of course I have been collecting the stamps and putting them on my gameboard and then entering the codes online in the "Better Chance Game". Guess What, I KEEP GETTING THE SAME MOTHER HUGGIN STAMPS. And then when I go online, the huggin dice lands me on the same spots on the board. I know what you're thinking, NO DUHHHHH!!!!! OF COURSE THEY ARE JUST RIPPING YOU OFF. I should of known because it's things like this that didn't make me want to play the game before.

The only good that has come out of this game is the Best Buy Bucks that are attached to Large Fries and the Premium Chicken Sandwichs. I have $20 towards something on Bestbuy.com since when you use them in the store, they only take $3 in Best Buy Bucks. What a bunch of BS that is.

I am going to keep trying this stupid game, especially next week when a free song on iTunes is awarded if you land on Community Chest or Chance. But I'll tell you this, I'll never do this ever again at McDonald's. This has been a kind of a survey for me also, cause now I see what locations in my area suck at their jobs.

I looked at the odds web page to see how likely it is to win any of this stuff and now I see what a waste of time, energy, and especially money it is. I guess it's back to the Pepsi Every 10 Minutes game for me.

The Introduction Message

Hello Ladies and Gentlmen,
This Mr. J-Ray of the group JDA. Don't know what JDA is, that's alright. JDA is a group (a sort of record label) that consists of my two Cousins and I. The name stands for our stage names:
J-Ray --- DC --- Andre
We record and make our own albums oursleves whether it be comedy or real music.

Anyway, I just wanted to start my blog off with a bang. BANG!! SEX!! There, now I have your attention. On this blog I will keep people who give a sh** up to date on my thoughts, days events, and how I'm doing on my albums. OK, well that's all I have to say for this message. Come back anytime to this blog.

For more info on what I do or what I have done, check out my other sites that have links located on the right side bar

I will be referencing my other albums on this blog, so here's a discography of my albums
1. Just Me
2. Let Me Put This Drink Down Before I Say Something Stupid
3. It Never Ends (1st Album of Deleted Tracks)
4. Exactly How I Planned It
5. What Would Jesus Drink?
6. Slacker Whcker Cracker
7. Get Naughty
8. Rejected (2nd Deleted Album)
9. Forget This
10. The Skitty Leftovers (3rd Deleted Album)