Crappity Crap Crap- The Bad Movies of the Last Five Years

Thank you God for killing the projector when I saw Kickin' It Old Skool, that's what you get for naming your main character Justin, you dicks

Movie Dork here again, For the last 5 years I have kept track of the movies I see which has helped me make my annual "Best, Middle, and Worst Movies" list. Plenty of movies have fallen under the bottom third category also known as the "Bad" category and I sometimes get major flack for it. 

Doing research on my own stuff, here are some reasons why I call a movie "bad"
-Not kidding, one good joke in the entire movie.
-over advertised movies that don't live up to the hype
-Live Action Family Films (obviously not my favorite)
-Comedians I hate or who haven't made anything good in years
-Good comedians making extremely horrible film role choices
-Remakes, Sequels, Video Game Adaptations, or other ideas that don't make for good movies
-Singers I already don't like or care for trying to act
-Movies with beautiful girls to look at but the movie itself blows (What I sometimes call a "booty movie")
-The movies starring the hot couple at the time that turns out bad for both the movie and the real life relationship
-Crude humor that's just not necessary or that's just not trying hard enough
-Macho shithead movies that will most likely play on Spike meaning an abundance of stereotypical guy stuff- cars/racing, "hot" girls, guns, etc. 
-Boring, quiet, long, slow, common complaints, etc.
-All the good jokes were in the trailer
-All the potential in the world to be great but just doesn't use it
-One actor does incredibly great but rest of movie is awkward, uncomfortable, or just plain sucks
-Big budget holiday releases that in the end make me say "Who gives a shit?"
OR
Just needs a second chance but I'm not willing to pay for it

With that said, here are the bad movies in the last five years where they were so bad and so painful that the titles themselves make me cringe.

2005- The Perfect Man

2006- School for Scoundrels

2006- Waiting

2007- License To Wed
2007- The Ex 
2007- Kickin It Old Skool
2008- Four Christmases
2008- The Love Guru 
2009- Year One

If some movies seem to be missing from this tiny list, it's most likely because I was smart enough to skip them. There are still several titles where you'd have to pay me extremely large sums of money to watch.
I'll see you in hell dumbass movies!! Seriously, they will play these in hell over and over. I'm not looking forward to it. 

Coming next week- My 5th Annual Best, Middle, and Worst Movies of the Year List